Okay, how many of these have come out of your mouth, my fellow Christians? Me?? Umm……nevermind!
Aaannnd, finally, my thoughts on the “war on Christmas” (with special thanks to Dave Barry):
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall’.